La Croix. It's a Thing.
So I hate drinking water.
Like a lot, a lot.
But I'm very invested in being hydrated. I even keep track of how many glasses of water I drink in a day because I'll think I've had 6 glasses and it will be 1 and I'll try to make up and chug a bunch at the end of the day.
So I posted this fact to Instagram and someone suggested I drink La Croix. Naturally I posted that I was drinking it and an amazing friend freaked out because apparently it's "The Cult of La Croix" and it's like a huge deal.
GUYS it is just sparkling water.
But it so fancy, you'll be like, fuck yeah! Hydration you mine now!
When I request it from the fridge I pronounce as pretentiously as possible
"Pardone a moi, Kyle, can you grab me a La C [flemmmmmmy] rrrr waaaaaa, svp."
I also serve it in a Riedel wine glass. The super thin glass really brings out the bubbles.
Pure. Fucking. Class.
I do not approve of the peach flavour, but do approve of the colour of the can, so can forgive you for indulging in it. I assume it's what a pet flamingo would live off of.
So if you hate having to hydrate, but love being ridiculous,
Water for the fancy folks.
Available for purchase at Whole Foods + Gourmet Warehouse.